"No Name Toilet Paper" joke

An Indian enters a trading post and asks the clerk for some toilet paper. The clerk asks him which one he would like, Charmin, White Cloud or no name.
"White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper," the Indian says. "How much for that one?"
"$1.25 for a roll," replies the clerk.
"That seems quite expensive," the Indian responds. "How much are the other two?"
"Charmin is $2.00 a roll and no name is 75 cents a roll," the clerk says.
Since he doesn't have very much money, the Indian opts for the no name paper. Within a few hours he returns to the trading post.
"I have a name for the no name toilet paper," he announces to the clerk. "We shall call it John Wayne."
Confused, the clerk asks, "Why?"
"Because it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no shit off an Indian!"

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