"No Ordinary Watch" joke
A rather confident man enters a bar and sits next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
Noticing this, the woman asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," the man replies. "I just purchased this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
Intrigued by his comment, the woman inquires, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"Really? What's it telling you now?" she asks.
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties," he replies.
Giggling, she says, "Well, it must be broken then because I am definitely wearing panties."
"Damn thing must be an hour fast," he replies, tapping on the watch face.
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