"No Sex" joke
A wife said to her husband one day that they aren't going to have sex for one whole month, as a challenge for them both. And they are going to sleep naked to make it more difficult. Each night for that month the husband is really tempted to try. He kept doing nice things for her, like cleaning the house while she went grocery shopping. He tried walking his fingers up her side when they were in bed, which always used to work, but now every time he tried he got a slap. By the time the month was over, he was way past desperate. They spent the next year having sex six hours a day. The wife came to a conclusion- "I'll never do that again!" The end result- half the time they forgot to wear a condom, giving them eight unwanted kids. Moral: NEVER FORGET TO WEAR A CONDOM!!
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