"No Time Available" joke

The golf club secretary was very apologetic, "I'm terribly sorry sir, but we have no time open on the course today."
"Wait just a minute," the member argued, "If I told you that Prince Andrew and a friend wanted a game, would you find a starting time for them?"
"Most definitely," she answered.
"Well, since I happen to know that the Prince is in Scotland at the moment, we'll just take his time," said the member.

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