"North Dakotan and Birth Control" joke

This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married.

He and his new bride prepared for their wedding night. He watched for a while as she spread three different kinds of creams and then a white foam in preparation for their lovemaking. She finally announced she was ready. The man then asked if she still had that string of pearls necklace he admired so much.

She replied she did indeed have it, but wondered what in the world he needed it for at a time like this.

He looked again at all her "preparations" and replied, "Ain't no way I'm gonna try to go into a mess like that without chains."

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