"Not Much Of A Man" joke
A grey-haired truck driver stopped at a diner for lunch, when three motorcyclists walked in. Just as the trucker was about to eat, the first biker walked up to him and put his cigarette in the trucker's coffee.
The second biker then walked up to the trucker, grabbed the burger from his hand and took a bite. The third biker grabbed his pie and ate it.
Remaining calm, and without saying a word, the trucker got up, paid the cashier and left. When he was gone, one of the bikers smugly said to the waitress, "Not much of a man, was he?"
"Not much of a driver either," replied the waitress. "He just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorcyles."
A trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up in the cab and notices a monkey on the dashboard.
After a few miles, he asks the driver what the monkey is for.
The driver says "I'll show you," and with that he hits the monkey with the back of his hand, sending more...
A truck driver stopped for a meal at and was just served when a huge caravan of Hells Angels roared in. As the gang entered the restraunt, everyone but the truck driver quickly paid thier bills and left. The truck driver quietly sat there eating his steak.
The leader of the more...
A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him. She knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker just ignores her, the light changes, and he proceeds down the street. At the next light, the more...
A young man at his first job as a waiter in a diner has a large trucker sit down at the counter and order, "Gimme three flat tires and a couple of headlights."
Bewildered, he goes to the kitchen and tells the cook, "I think this guy's in the wrong more...
A blonde and a trucker man were in a terrible accident. The trucker man gets out of his truck and it is completeing demolished but her car was OK.So, he grabs a piece of chalk and draws a circle and graps the blonde and tells her to stay in the circle.
The trucker grabs a more...