"Not what it seems" joke
A newfy man walks into a bar and orders himself a drink. when the bar tender brings it over to him, he ask him if he was a betting man. The bar tender replys, why yes, i, ve been known to take a bet from time to time, depending on what it was. why?
Well, says the newfoundlander, i, m willing to bet you $1000.00 that i could piss in that shot glass on the shelf behind your head!...The bar tender turns to see where he was pointing and then looks back at the newfy and says to him, ok pal your on, but you have to do it from where you, re standing.
Not a problem says the newf, so the bar tender places his $1000.00 on the bar next to the newfs and then the newf pulls down his fly and starts to pee.
He, s pissin on the bar, on the wall, on the floor, and even on the bar tender, but not one drop goes into the shot glass!
When he finishes, the bar tender"LAUGHING TO KILL HIMSELF" picks up his newly won money and then realizes that the newf is laughing as well.
So he says, you know, for a man that just lost a thousand bucks, your taking it pretty well.
Yep, says the newf, but you see those three guys standing outside the window?
Yes i do, says the bar tender, why?
Well before i came into your bar i bet them $10.000.00 that i could come in here and piss all over your bar and you and have you laugh about it!!!
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