"Nothing is wrong with California" joke

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

1. Cut a hole in the ice.
2. Open up a can of pea's and spread them around the hole.
3. When the polar bear comes up to take a pea. You kick him in the ice hole.

1. Coca-cola was originally green.
2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury.
3. Smartest dogs: 1) border collie; 2)poodle; 3)golden retriever.
4. Dumbest dog: Afghan
5. Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.
6. Men can read smaller more...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gino!
Gino who!
Gino me, now open the door!

What is the definition of wicker box?
It's what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna.