"How to catch a polar bear" joke
1. Cut a hole in the ice.
2. Open up a can of pea's and spread them around the hole.
3. When the polar bear comes up to take a pea. You kick him in the ice hole.
There's a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman on board.
The headquarters in the US calls:"Monkey #1, Monkey #1 report to comms for instructions."
He sits down and he is told to release the pressure in compartment 1, increase the more...
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A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."
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Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.
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