"Number of The Beast" joke
OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know about...
660 Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI Roman numeral of the Beast
666. 0000 Number of the High Precision Beast
0. 666 Number of the Millibeast
/ 666 Beast Common Denominator
(-666) ^ (1/2) Imaginary number of the Beast
6. 66 e3 Floating point Beast
1010011010 Binary of the Beast
6, uh... what was that number again? Number of the Blonde Beast
1-666 Area code of the Beast
00666 Zip code of the Beast
666mph The speed limit of the Beast
$665. 95 Retail price of the Beast
$699. 25 Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
$769. 95 Price of the Beast with all accessories
$656. 66 Walmart price of the Beast
$646. 66 Next week's Walmart price of the Beast
Phillips 666 Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 Way of the Beast
666 F Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
6. 66 % 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
$666/hr Beast's lawyer's billing rate
Lotus 6-6-6 Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6. 66 Word Processor of the Beast
i66686 CPU of the Beast
666i BMW of the Beast
DSM-666 (revised) Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
1232 Octal, Apt. 29A Beast's hexed address
668 Next-door neighbor of the Beast
333 The semi-Christ
665. 9997856 The Number of the Beast on a Pentium
A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...
Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog?
A: A six-foot toothbrush.
ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.
A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.