"Number of The Beast" joke
OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know about...
660 Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI Roman numeral of the Beast
666. 0000 Number of the High Precision Beast
0. 666 Number of the Millibeast
/ 666 Beast Common Denominator
(-666) ^ (1/2) Imaginary number of the Beast
6. 66 e3 Floating point Beast
1010011010 Binary of the Beast
6, uh... what was that number again? Number of the Blonde Beast
1-666 Area code of the Beast
00666 Zip code of the Beast
666mph The speed limit of the Beast
$665. 95 Retail price of the Beast
$699. 25 Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
$769. 95 Price of the Beast with all accessories
$656. 66 Walmart price of the Beast
$646. 66 Next week's Walmart price of the Beast
Phillips 666 Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 Way of the Beast
666 F Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
6. 66 % 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
$666/hr Beast's lawyer's billing rate
Lotus 6-6-6 Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6. 66 Word Processor of the Beast
i66686 CPU of the Beast
666i BMW of the Beast
DSM-666 (revised) Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
1232 Octal, Apt. 29A Beast's hexed address
668 Next-door neighbor of the Beast
333 The semi-Christ
665. 9997856 The Number of the Beast on a Pentium
I'm hungry:
"I could eat the crotch out of a dead leper's undies."
"I could eat the horse and chase the jockey."
"So hungry I'd eat a shit sandwich, only I don't like bread."
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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!