"Nursing Pharases" joke

Top Ten Most Commonly Used Nursing Phrases
10. "No, really, I don't mind changing the TV channel for you. again."

9. "I'm sorry, it's not THAT kind of Tylenol."
8. "You won't feel a thing."
7. "Because your doctor said so."
6. "This won't hurt a bit."
5. "I swear, if that patient rings the call bell one more time."
4. "No, I will NOT give you a sponge bath (to patients perfectly able to do for themselves)!"
3. "Your gonna feel a little stick."
2. "How can I help you?" (no less than a MILLION times a shift!)
1. "Doctor, I'm sorry to wake you, but." (this one is okay by us)