"Nymphomaniacs" joke

Once Upon A Time a man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he
settled in he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the
plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate
would have it she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out,
"
Business trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said,
"
Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in
Chicago."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,
"
What's your business role at this convention?"
She smiled and responded,
"
Lecturer. I am the lead lecturer where I use information that I have
learned from my own personal experiences to debunk some of the popular
myths about sexuality."
Now the fella's interest was really piqued, and he asked,
"
Oh? And what are some of those?"
She explained,
"
Well... one popular myth is that African American men are the most
well-endowed of all men when in fact it is the indeginous Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is
that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish
descent are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with
absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable, blushed and said,
"
I'm sorry... I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you. I don't
even know your name."
"
It's Tonto,"
the man said, "
Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba!"