"OH! DEER OH! DEER" joke

While touring an Red Indian reservation filming a documentary, Barbara Walters was puzzled about the difference in the number of feathers in the head-dresses.
So, she asked a brave who only had one feather in his head-dress and his reply was: "Only have one woman. One woman, one feather."
Feeling the first fellow was only joking she asked another brave. This brave had two feathers in his head-dress. And he replied: "Me have two women. Two women, two feathers." Still not convinced the feathers indicated number of sexual partners involved, she decided to interview the Chief.
Now the Chief had a head-dress full of feathers which, needless to say amused Ms. Walters who asked the Chief, "Why do you have so many feathers in your head-dress?" The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said: "Me Chief, me screw' em all. Big, small, fat and tall, me screw' em all."
Horrified, Ms. Walters stated, "You ought to be hung."
The Chief said: "You damn right, me hung, big like buffalo, long like snake."
Ms. Walters cried, "You don't have to be so hostile."
The Chief replied: "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style. . .. me screw' em all."
With tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried, "Oh dear."
The Chief said: "No deer. Ass too high, run too fast."

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