"Office Timetable" joke

9: 00 Starting time

9: 15 Arrive at work

10: 00 Coffee break

11: 00 Check e-mail

11: 30 Prepare for lunch

12: 00 Lunch

2: 00 Browse the Internet

3: 00 Tea break

3: 30 Check e-mail again

4: 00 Prepare to go home

4: 45 Go home

5: 00 Finishing Time