"Oh the Internet is slow" joke

The Net is Slow

Oh, the network outside is frightful,
But on campus, it`s so delightful,
Our packets have nowhere to go,
Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.

It doesn`t show signs of stopping,
All our packets, our hosts are dropping;
Bandwidth is turned way down low,
Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.

When we finally connect to a site,
It`s time to go back to the dorm;
But if I could stay here all night,
I could submit their Web form.

The network is slowly dying,
And, I fear, we`re still denying,
But as long as Sprint is the way to go,
Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.