"Old Ladies and the Condom" joke

Two old ladies were taking a walk and one of them was smoking a cigarette. When it started to rain, she reached into her handbag, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette.
Seeing this, her friend asked, "What did you just put over your cigarette?"
"It's a condom," she replied.
"Where do you buy those?" asked her friend. "At the drugstore," the woman with the cigarette answered.
As they were passing by a drugstore, the old lady asking all the questions went inside and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. Being quite surprised by her question, he told her yes he did and asked what size she would like.
Thinking for a brief moment she replied, "Big enough to fit a camel."

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