"Old Man" joke
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5, 000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don`t think you understand, I want something very special." At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here`s a stunning ring at only $40, 000," the jeweler said.
The young lady`s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We`ll take it." The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by check. " I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I`ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I`ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said. Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man.
"There`s no money in that account." "I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"
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