"Old Man and his Babies" joke
There was a 80 year-old man that married a 21 year-old woman. A year later the woman had a baby and the doctor came out and told the old man that he was the father of a 9lb 8oz baby boy. The old man replied, "This old motor is still a' running." Next next year his wife had another baby and the doctor came out and told the man that he was the father of a 8lb 5oz baby girl. The old man replied, "This old motor is still a' running." The next year his wife was back in the hospital yet again, having their third child and the doctor came out and told the old man that he was the father of a 10lb 9oz baby boy. The old man replied again, "This old motor is still a' running.'' And the doctor said, "Yeah but you better get your oil changed beacuse this one is black."
TV! "There was a a blonde and went
into a store and she asked the man
if she buy this micorwave an the
man said your a blonde you cant buy it.
So she went and got her hair died brown and she went back and asked if she can buy this micorwave and
he said you cant buy this your a blonde so she died her hair black
and she went back and asked him if she can buy this micorwave
he said no your a blonde and she asked him why cant i buy this micorwave, because it is a TV!
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