"Old guys at the whorehouse" joke
Two old guys want to have sex, so they go to the local whore house.
The head whore doesn't want to give them her two best girls so they give them blow-up dolls.
The old men go at it and when they are done they talk.
The first one says, "I think mine was dead because i tried everything and nothing worked to get her off."
The second one said, " OH no, I think mine was a witch because I bit her nipple, she farted and then flew away."
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good more...
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest.
"How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor.
"Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of more...
A man is in court. The Judges says,"on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?"
"Guilty", said the man in the dock.
At this point a man at the back of the court stood up and shouted more...