"Old man and his bull" joke
Old man frank goes and gets a loan from the bank to buy a high priced bull. A couple of days later the banker comes along and asks: "How is our bull doing?"
Frank says: "Our bull isn't doing to good. I got him out there in the pasture with a bunch of young cows and he don't want nothing to do with them".
Banker says: "You better call the vet."
Couple of days later banker comes along again. "How's our bull doing now."
Frank says: "Plenty damn good. He has done serviced all of my cows, jumped the fence and is working on the neighbors cows!"
Banker says, "Wow! What did the vet give him?"
Frank says: "Gave him some pills."
Banker says: "What kind of pills?"
Frank says: "I don't know but they tasted sort of like peppermint."
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