"Ole died" joke

Ole died. So Lena went to the local paper to put a notice in the obituaries. The gentleman at the counter, after offering his condolences, asked Lena what she would like to say about Ole. Lena replied, "You yust put `Ole died`." The gentleman, somewhat perplexed, said, "That`s it? Just `Ole died?` Surely, there must be something more you`d like to say about Ole. If its money you`re concerned about, the first five words are free. We must say something more." So Lena pondered for a few minutes and finally said, "O. K. You put `Ole died. Boat for sale.` "

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