"On A Safari" joke
A big-game hunter took his wife and his mother-in-law on a safari. One evening, while they were deep in the jungle, his wife woke up to find her mother missing. She rushed to her husband and insisted that they both must try to find her.
He grabbed his rifle, took a swig of liquor, and began to search. In a clearing not too far from their camp they came upon a frightning sight. There was the mother-in-law, backed up against a tree, with a large male lion facing her.
"What are we going to do?" the wife cried.
"Not a thing," replied the hunter. "The lion got himself into this mess, he can get himself out of it!"
Having just returned from an African safari, Steve went to see his friend, Bill, to tell him of his adventures.
"There I was, out in the jungle," he said, "when I suddenly heard a noise in the bush behind me. I looked back and saw a huge lion, licking his more...
A man goes to Africa on a safari. While there, he comes upon an
elephant in great pain, with a giant thorn in its foot. The man
very carefully approaches the elephant, and gingerly removes the
thorn from its foot. The elephant begins to walk away, then turns
and more...