"On Making Friends" joke

Bill Clinton has endorsed the idea of “reaching out” and “dialoguing” with Iran and Syria to “get a regional solution” to the Iraq problem.
This is not how you get people, or countries, to behave. Do we really need to employ the schoolyard bully example yet again, and remind folks that only after you kick his ass does a guy become your best friend?
Just look at the Japanese: we nuked their butts and now all they want to do is make money and snap pictures at Disneyland. And hey, they still get to oppress their women. This is a great example to the Muslim world: you can Westernize and still keep the bitches down.

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