"On an island" joke

There was an english man, an irish man and a scottish man, all on a plane. The plane crash landed on an island and the three of them escaped but were soon captured by cannibals.
"We shall let you live," Said the head of the cannibals, "if you each shove a peice of fruit up your ass without making a sound." The english man puts a plum up his ass, and screams in pain and is killed. The irish man has an apple half way up his ass when he starts laughing histerically.
In heaven the english man asks the irish man "why did you laugh? you could have lived!" and the irish man replies,
"I just saw that scottish dude coming back with a pineapple!"

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