"On the Rainbow" joke

Your momma is so fat, when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out and everybody said," taste the rainbow."

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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Q: whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A:When you slap a mosquito on the head it stops suckin

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All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

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you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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