"On the Train" joke
A man and a woman, who have never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two were tired and fell asleep quickly he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.At 1:00 a.m., he leaned over and gently wakes the woman, saying, Maam, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.I have a better idea, she replied. Just for tonight, lets pretend that were married.Wow! That's a great idea! he exclaimedGood, she replied. Get your own damn blanket! After a moment of silence, he farted.
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