"Once some boys got together to play poker..." joke
Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours of playing, Tim had severe chest pains and suddenly slumped over, one of the gamblers who happened to be a doctor, examined him, and to everybodies shock, poor Tim had died of a heart attack. All his friends didn't know how to break the news to his wife, finally Johnny said:' I can be diplomatic about it and break the news gently!'. Johnny rang the bell at Tim's house, and when his wife answered the door, he calmly said to her:' Tim just gambled with us and lost 1, 000 dollars!' When Tim's wife heard this she said:' Tell him to just drop dead!' Johnny answered:' That's exactly what he did!'.
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