"One Sunday morning, the priest" joke
One Sunday morning, the priest noticed that little Anthony was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The plaque was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The ten year old boy had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the priest walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning Anthony.""Good morning father," replied the young man, still focused on the plaque."Father Murphy, what is this?" Anthony asked."Well, son, its a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service."Soberly they stood together, staring at the large plaque. Little Anthony's voice was barely audible when he asked, "Which service, the 9:00 or the 10:30?"
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