"One day a lady went to the doctors office" joke
One day a lady went to the doctor's office and told the doctorthat her husband wasn't interested in her any more he justwouldn't have sex with her anymore.So the doctor went into the back of the shop and got a bottle of100 pills. He told her that "if you give your husband one ofthese pills then he would have sex with you." So she bought the pills and took them home. She put one in hisdinner and he ate it. They had sex till midnight. The next dayshe thought it was so good that she wanted some more. so she puttwo in his dinner and they had sex till twelve noon the next day.She thought it was so good that she put all of the pills in hisdinner and he ate it.Three weeks later a little kid was outside screaming and a guywalked up to him and asked him what was wrong. The little kidsaid, "My mom is dead, my sister is pregnant, my asshole hurtsand my dad is in there on the floor saying, 'here kitty kittykitty...'"
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