Timing Jokes

A Canadian was observing teaching methods in schools in several African countries.
In one, she found the children doing a science lesson, timing the swing of a pendulum. The lesson had evidently been prepared in the US as the children were counting "Mississippi one, Mississippi two, Mississippi three..."
After the lesson the Canadian gave a talk and mentioned that if children in her country were doing this experiment, they would probably use a Canadian word like "Saskatchewan" to do the timing.
The next day, the Canadian happened to drop in on the class and found them still timing the pendulum's swing, but today they were counting "Saskatche one, Saskatche two..."

On The Morning Of 9/11 Musharaff Calls Up Bush And Says, "I Am Really Sorry At The Great Loss To Your Country And I Deeply
Condemn This Act Of Destruction And I Also Assure You That We Had No Hand In It" Bush' "Hey! What Are You Talking About.
Musharaff'What Time Is It In America Now? Bush "8: 00 A. M" Musharaff "Oops Wrong Timing, I Will Call Back After One Hour.

Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late? Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a raindance.

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.