"One helluva nightmare" joke

This guy was talking to a friend of his, and his friend said he had a miserable nightmare last night.
The guy says well tell me what it was about.
Friend: I dreamt I went to bed with 3 women last night.
The guy: *surpised* Says that don't sound too bad.
Friend: Well the 3 women were Tonya Harding, Lorena Bobbit and Hillary Clinton.
The guy: Well still that can't be all that bad.
Friend: Well when I woke up, I found my self in the hospital with a busted kneecap, a smaller dick and then I found out I had no health coverage.

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