"Onion" joke
Your momma is so ugly she made an onion cry.
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.
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