"Open the bar" joke

At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens.

''It opens at noon,'' answers the clerk. About an hour, later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker.' 'What time does the bar open?'' he asks.' 'Same time as before - noon,'' replies the clerk.

Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered.' 'Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?'' The clerk then answers,' 'It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room service send something up to you.''' 'No! I don't wanna git in, ah wanna git OUT!''

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