"Opera is when a guy" joke

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back,
and instead of bleeding, he sings.

Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door? A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and an All-Pro offensive lineman? A: Stage makeup.Q: How many lead singers does it take to change a light more...

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How are opera singers and sailors alike?
They both have to handle the high seas(Cs)!

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