"Opposite Day" joke

Just like every little kid who likes to do the opposite of what their parents say this kid did the opposite.
Today he ate a worm because his parents said not to.
Tomorrow he crashed the internet because his parents said not to.
On the day after that his parents told him not to eat his cooked vegetables and he didn't. His parents asked him why he didn't and he said " I don't care if I'm supposed to do the opposite, I'm not eating like a goat!"

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