"Opps!" joke

A man’s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.
“Twenty bucks, ” she says.
He’d never been with a woman like this before, but he decides what the heck it’s only twenty bucks.
They’re getting friendly for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them, it’s a police officer.
“What’s going on here, people? ” asks the officer.
“I’m making love to my wife, ” the man answers indignantly.
“Oh, I’m sorry, ” says the cop, “I didn’t know. ”
“Well, ” said the man, “neither did I until you shined that light in her face. ”

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