"Orange dick" joke

a guy goes to the doctor and says "
doc i have the weirdest problem. my um penis has turned orange.
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ok may i take a look at the problem"
says the doctor
the guy pulles down his pants and showes him. and sure enough his entire dick is bright orange.
well says the doctor, do you know how you might have got this? not a clue replies the man. how long have you had this askes the doctor. about two weeks says the man.
have you changed your scedual or habits in any way in the past two weeks askes the doctor. well i got a new job about two tuesdays ago.
whats your job, if you dont mind me asking askes the doctor. its pretty simple says the man i just sit in a theater and watch porno and eat cheatos.

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