"Oscar Mayer dead at age 95" joke
The legendary meat-processor's cause of death has a first name it's H-E-A-R-T. His cause of death has a second name it's A-T-T-A-C-K.
Oscar Mayer is the only person in history to have his famous wiener eaten more times than John Holmes.
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