"Other meaning of a sign" joke

* On the grounds of a private school in Connecticut: No trespassing without permission. * In a New York medical building: Mental Health Prevention Center * At a number of US military bases: Restricted to unauthorized personnel. * In a Florida maternity ward: No children allowed. * In front of a New Hampshire car wash: If you can’t read this, it’s time to wash your car. * In a Los Angeles clothing store: Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks. * In a Texas funeral parlor: Ask about our layaway plan. * In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully, we’ll wait.

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