"Ouch!! You're Too Old To Play Gigs When.....4" joke

31. Your set list is dance able.
32. You think "homey" means cozy and warm
33. You have to look over your glasses to check your PA connections.
34. You're playing the same venue in three months and you ask the club owner if you can leave your amp!
35. Most of the band members are a lot younger than you.
36. Your son is waiting for the gig to end to drive you and your stuff home, then go back out and party...
37. Your date couldn't make it because she couldn't find a sitter for the grandkids...
38. In consideration of your age, the audience requests some British invasion.
39. On all out of town gigs you draw straws to see who the driver will be coming home.
40. You start listing your truss as a "business expense".

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