"Ouch!! You're Too Old To Play Gigs When.....5" joke

41. You forget to take your Flowmax so all sets that night are only 15 minutes long.
42. When you get a "Cease and Desist" letter from the Spandex co.
43. When you play 2 nights in a row, and the next day your body aches like you played in the Super Bowl!
44. Or, you play a Wednesday night gig and call into work sick on Thursday and Friday..
45. When the only "Stones" you care about are in your gallbladder or kidney.
46. You have to charge extra money if there are any steps to climb.
47. Your hearing has deteriorated so badly that you actually ask the guitar player to "turn himself up.
48. You call out the next song only to have someone remind you played it 10 minutes earlier.
49. Your drugs are keeping you alive rather than killing you.
50. You worry more about breaking a hip than being hip.
52. Musicians half your age are in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame or have appeared on postage stamps.
53. The only white powder to be found amongst the band members is foot talc.
ROCK ON!!!