"Out Of Sight" joke
One evening, Bill and Carole were dining at a very fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, noticed that Bill was ever so slowly, silently sliding down his chair and under the table, while Carole remained quite unconcerned. Their waitress watched as Bill slid all the way down his chair and completely out of sight under the table.
Still, Carole appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that Bill had disappeared under the table.
After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to their table and said to Carole, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I believe your husband just slid under the table."
Carole calmly looked up at the waitress and replied firmly, "No he didn't. Actually, my husband just walked in the front door."
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