"Out of Fresh Eggs" joke
A drunk stumbled into a diner and ordered a couple of eggs. Suspecting that they had run out, the waitress went to the kitchen to check with the cook.
"Hey, Mel, do we have any more eggs?" the waitress asked.
"We're all out of fresh eggs," Mel replied. "All that's left is two rotten eggs."
"Give him the rotten eggs. He's so drunk, he won't even know the difference," said the waitress.
Mel scrambled up the rotten eggs and piled on some hash browns, bacon and toast. The drunk was so hungry, he gobbled down the breakfast without saying a word. He then went to the cashier to pay, and asked, "Where'd you get those eggs?"
"We have our own chicken farm, sir," she answered politely.
"Do you have a rooster?" the drunk asked.
"No, sir, we don't," she replied.
"Well, you'd better get one, because some skunk is screwing your chickens," slurred the drunk.
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