"Over Analyze" joke

This is just a few over analyzing things I have done…
1) Why do some fat chicks think they’re thin and some thin chicks think they’re fat?
2) Why is it that if we sit on our desks they’ll brake, yet they want us to get under them in an earthquake?
3) Why do kamakazi piolots where helmets?
4) Why is there brail at the drive up ATM?
5) Why is it if parents just want us to do our best they get mad when we dont succeed?
6) Why do people ask for nutritional value at fast food places.
7) If you take the tag off your matress that reads ” do not remove” will they really come find you.
8) If beauty is only skin deep then why arent ugly people in realtionships?
9) Why are smokers surprised when they get cancer?
10) Are you made up side down if your nose runs and your feet smell