"Over speeding" joke

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver`s license?
Driver: I don`t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner`s card for this vehicle?
Driver: It`s not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That`s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner`s card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There`s a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That`s where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There`s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car
was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. (It was valid.)

Captain: Who`s car is this?
Driver: It`s mine, officer. Here`s the owner` card. (The driver owned the car.)

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there`s a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there`s no gun in it. (Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.)

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there`s a body in it.
Driver: No problem. (Trunk is opened; no body.)

Captain: I don`t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn`t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I`ll bet the lying idiot told you I was speeding, too.