"Paddy and mick" joke
Paddy and Mick go to the bar, as they sit with their drink a guy walks in with a bag over his shoulder.Putting the bag on the bar he asks the barman if he wanted to buy any fish.The barman says"Those fish are alive, were did you get them from?" The guy says"Over the hill is a bridge, and down by the bridge the fish jump, so as they jump you grab the fish and put them into the bag."As Paddy and Mick were listening they decide to go and try to catch the fish.Paddy says to Mick" If I hang over the bridge You hold onto my legs and when I catch a fish I will shot it to you Mick OK?" "OK" Mick replies.So Paddy is dangling by his legs while Mick is holding onto his legs. Afew minutes pass and Mick shouts to Paddy"You got one yet Paddy?" "NO" says Paddy. A few more minutes pass and He asks again"You got one yet Paddy?" "Not yet Mick" He replies. At that Paddies legs start to kick out."Oh Paddy You got one now?" Mick says. "No you idiot pull me up the trains coming!!!
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