"Painting" joke

One hot and humid summer day my blonde friend Betty decided to paint her bathroom. Thinking she could use a break, I picked up some cold sodas and sandwiches and went over to see how she was doing.
When I arrived there was Betty, dressed in her fur coat and ski jacket, painting away. I asked her why she would dress that way on such a hot day. That's when she brought me the paint can and told me to read the instructions, which I did.
It said... "For best results, put on two coats."

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