"Pakistanis on the Moon" joke

What do u call 1 Paki on the moon?
Answer: A problem
What do u call 10 Paki's on the moon?
Answer: A problem
What do u call 100 Paki's on the moon?
Answer: A problem
What do u call all the Paki's on the moon?
Answer: Problem solved

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Gullible cop

by TJ

A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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Hedgehog, Giraffe, Dental Hygeine

Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog?
A: A six-foot toothbrush.

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Blood test

ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.

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Yo moma

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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Women and Toys

A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

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