"Pantyhose" joke

Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several. Ten little piggies, two calves, many hares, one ass and a beaver!

Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose?
A. Several. Ten little piggies, two calves, many hares, one ass and a beaver!

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Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose?
A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.

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Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
A: 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ass, 1 beaver, and an unknown number of hares.
You see it all comes down to how you look at things.

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Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
Now, think about it...
Ready???
ARE YOU SURE???

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