"Parachute training" joke

Two mates are undergoing parachute training in the Special Air Service. They get together for a beer after their first day and one guy enquires of the other "How'd it go, did you jump"? His mates says, "Oh god it was terrible, I got to the door of the plane and just froze, couldn't do it". "And there was this big fat jumpmaster and he said "Now look here son, you have two choices, you jump out that door or you get my big fat cock right up your arse". "Geez" says his mate "well did you jump". "Oh yeah" says the other trainee "a little bit".

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